Contact Me!
If you didn't notice, (which, let's be honest here, you've got to be blind to not notice and if you're blind - how on earth did you find this blog in the first place?!) this is a contact page! SO CONTACT ME. If you're wondering why I am here...WELL, I will most certainly tell you.....
I'm here to glare at you whilst you fill in the form below.
Oh, right, I'm also here to hold you hostage until you fill out that contact form, so, soooory you can't just come poke your nose in here and then trot off to someplace else.
Want to be unheld hostage? That's easy! Just fill in that contact form - I want to get to know you! So tell me about yourself, what's your name? AGE? What great things has/is GOD done/doing in your life? Going through any hard times? - How can I pray for you? Also, [and THIS is the MOST IMPORTANT] what is the most easiest way to access your valuables (you know, just in case I uh, need to check them for you...or borrow them for an unknown amount of time....)
BASICALLY, do me a favor and please, be a good hostage and cooperate.
I'm here to glare at you whilst you fill in the form below.
Oh, right, I'm also here to hold you hostage until you fill out that contact form, so, soooory you can't just come poke your nose in here and then trot off to someplace else.
Want to be unheld hostage? That's easy! Just fill in that contact form - I want to get to know you! So tell me about yourself, what's your name? AGE? What great things has/is GOD done/doing in your life? Going through any hard times? - How can I pray for you? Also, [and THIS is the MOST IMPORTANT] what is the most easiest way to access your valuables (you know, just in case I uh, need to check them for you...or borrow them for an unknown amount of time....)
BASICALLY, do me a favor and please, be a good hostage and cooperate.
*Cheers*
You are officially unhostagfied (that word is a word - I know this because I am edumacated - NOT a misspelling).
You are officially unhostagfied (that word is a word - I know this because I am edumacated - NOT a misspelling).