I was hooked after the first few sentences-no, the first few WORDS!
By: Brandon Sanderson (aka Alcatraz Smedry)
This sarcastic filled, funny series is a must read, it is highly entertaining and well written. Can't wait for the 6th book to release!
1. Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
2. Alcatraz vs the Scrivener's Bones
3. Alcatraz vs the Knights of Crystallia
4. Alcatraz vs the Shattered Lens
5. Alcatraz vs the Dark Talent
FROM THE BOOK:
“I will not read the last page of novels first," I said, and then punched myself in the face.
"I promise, I'll never again read the last page of novels first," I said, then smacked myself on the head with a book.
"I really, really, really regret reading the last page of this novel first!"
(This page is, of course, here for those of you who skip to the end of the book first. Naughty, naughty! Fortunately, you're acting out the book like you're supposed to, right? Well, let that be a lesson to you.)”
―Alcatraz Smedry Alcatraz Versus the Shattered Lens
“What does she look like?”
“Glasses,” I said. “Snobbish face. Usually has her hair in a bun.”
“The glasses,” Grandpa Smedry said slowly. “Did they have… horn rims?” “Usually.” “Hyperventilating Hobbs!” he exclaimed. “A Librarian! Quickly, lad, we have to go! Get dressed; I’ll go steal some food from your foster parents!”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
"The walls of the room were covered with various nasty looking torture implements--the kinds of things one might find in a dentist's office. If that dentist were an insane, torture-hungry Dark Oculator.
And there were also..."Books?" I whispered in confusion.
Bastille shuddered. "papercuts," she said, "the worst form of torture."
Of course, I thought,